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Suggestion: How about a button  for philosophy. You guys have come up with some really inspiring  philosophical topics and comments which I would like to be able to reference.  The problem is in the memory chips.  I fear many have been jarred loose during times when I found myself being the BUG instead of the windshield.  How to find it when you need it is the key.  What say you Blogmeister?

Attention Internet Shipping Dept:
  Your internet Snow ball special which you advertised some time ago has finally arrived.  Thank you So MUCH!  When you missed the Christmas delivery date I was very disappointed but now that they have finally arrived I see you not only threw in the extra dozen but you supersized the order as well.  How thoughtful of you.  Now I hate to complain but in the 4-5 inches of bulk snow packing you sent, where do I find the actual snowballs hidden?  It's quite confusing and I just don't know where to look.  I wish you had made the packing snow a different color. Our granddaughter did find one that was very special and wanted to take it to bed, so she put it on her pillow, but when she woke up it had run away. Apparently it also wet the bed.  You didn't mention in your ad they would not be potty trained!  After considering all of the above I have decided to return all of the snow balls and packing material at your expense as advertised in the 30 day free trial offer.  Please send the UPS truck as soon as possible.  Perhaps we may try again next Christmas.

Yours Truly,